Thursday, July 26, 2018

‘Probably God won’t have a WhatsApp account’

Saravan Krishna M is an entrepreneur, speaker, and cricket commentator. He is an alumnus of College of Engineering, Guindy.

Published: 25th July 2018 12:22 AM | 



Express News Service

CHENNAI:Saravan Krishna M is an entrepreneur, speaker, and cricket commentator. He is an alumnus of College of Engineering, Guindy.

What do you think God’s Tinder bio would be?
Catch me if you can.

What do you think was God’s thought process while creating jellyfish?
He was just being creative.

What is the one man-made creation that God thinks is crazy cool and would use?
God would love to use the Internet.

Other than devotional, what kind of music do you think God listens to?
He might listen to AR Rahman.

If God had a house, what kind of interior design would he have?
White and wood interior.

What would you name God’s biography? (Give an original title)
The Creator.

Do you think God is a morning person or an evening person, and why?

Definitely, an evening person because even He will find it hard to wake up in the morning.

What do you think is God’s WhatsApp profile picture?

Probably God won’t have a  WhatsApp account as he wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg.

God calls you up and asks you for your advice - he’s either going to remove cheese or chocolate from the earth. What do you tell him to remove permanently and why?

I will ask him to remove chocolatebecause my brother-in-law can’t livewithout cheese.

What do you think are God’s hobbies?
Stalking people.

What gender do you think God is?
God is a female.

If you could take God for a date, where would you go?
I would love to go to heaven on a date with God, with a return ticket in my hand.

What movie would you take God to watch?
Padayappa.

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